I bought a mini globe and three sets of educational flash cards. Four dollars, bitches! First set was the United States Flash Cards featuring 52 cards (52! Besides all 50 and DC, there is a bonus card with a map of the US and all the states listed on the back. In case you forgot!). …
Worried, weren’t you? Thought I wouldn’t do it, did you? Well, in your face! I bought a damn bass guitar. I went to about ten different Targets in the Valley to find one. And I’m on about ten different Target security tapes looking very disappointed in the electronics section. They had regular guitars, acoustic and …
Is it too much to ask to be Kim Deal? I mean, Kim Deal without the nicotine addiction or the (rumored) anger management issues? I’m actually one of those weirdos who got into The Pixies after getting into The Breeders, her followup band. But I do a lot of things backwards…I was a breech baby. …
After Meal Ritual: Checking for food in my teeth. Perhaps it comes from a year in braces as a teen but I am obsessed with stuff in my teeth. Yes, I carry floss (note to self: out of floss…get thee to Target!), yes, I have portable GO Smile touch-up “on-the-go smile refreshener”, yes, I also …